Me in 20 years
My daughter: Mom can you please shut the door
Me: Turn the light off. I wanna be with you, I wanna feel your love
My daughter: Oh not this again
Me: I wanna lay beside you
My daughter: Mom they're not even a band anymore
My daughter: Oh shit
Me: You better run.
Já salvei uma formiga, que iria morrer afogada.
Aquela cara que sua mãe faz quando você fica...
Brinquedo de fazer bolhas de sabão sem labirinto...
Sou da gangue do ovo. Mexeu comigo, tá frito!
Teenage girls →
In the 1950’s: Classy Now: BITCH YOU WANT MORE DICK?! Our generation is so fucked up
Como é que colocam um carro dentro de um shopping?...
When your friends make plans that involve money →
One Direction on Punk'd
A friend: Harry, I think it's time...
A friend: It's time to tell the band about us....
A friend: Stop denying it, Harry! We've been dating for months!
Louis: Oh really?
Harry: Woah now, we're just friends!
A friend: Harry! Are you cheating on me?!
Louis: Yeah harry, are you?
Harry: Uh..... Well, Uh... Yes?
A friend: with WHO?!
Louis: Yeah haz, with who?
Harry: ermm.. well..
Zayn: Don't look at me, Louis! I'm with-
Liam: Don't you dare finish that sentence...
Niall: No Zayn, finish your sentence!
Zayn: ... -Liam.
Niall: Well what the hell?! Liam! You have so much explaining to do!
A friend: Harry.. Who are you cheating on me with?!
Louis: Thats right, he's with me!
A friend: You're gay..?
Paul: Welcome to my world...
A friend: You're all gay?
One Direction: Don't tell anyone! PLEASE!
MTV: You've been PUNK'D!
Directioners: I KNEW ITTTTTT
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